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History of Cinco De Mayo

And a little bagging on Wikipedia the Nazi Piece of shit website

Anyways, I added some words.

Enjoy

Cinco de Mayo in Mexico, Spanish for "Fifth of May"

is a yearly celebration held on May 5,

which commemorates the anniversary of Mexico's victory over the Second French Empire

at the Battle of Puebla in 1862, led by General Ignacio Zaragoza.  

The victory of a smaller, poorly equipped Mexican force

(According to Nazi Propaganda Wikipedia)

against the larger and better-armed French army

(See what I mean?)

American secretary of state William H.  Seward replied

that French withdrawal from Mexico should be unconditional. 

More popular in the United States than Mexico,

(What the fuck ever Wikipeepeeyeah)

Cinco de Mayo has become associated with the celebration of Mexican-American culture.

(Wikipedia sure does like using the word MEXICAN a lot)  

Celebrations began in California, where they have been observed annually since 1863.

The day gained nationwide popularity beyond those of

Mexican - American heritage in the 1980s

due to advertising campaigns by beer, wine, and tequila companies;

(WTF)

today, Cinco de Mayo generates beer sales on par with the Super Bowl.  

(Kneel Bowl).  

In Mexico, the commemoration of the battle continues to be mostly ceremonial,

such as through military parades or battle reenactments.  

The city of Puebla marks the event with various festivals and reenactments of the battle.

Cinco de Mayo is sometimes mistaken for Mexico's Independence Day

the most important national holiday in Mexico

which is celebrated on September 
16, commemorating the Cry of Dolores in 1810,

which initiated the war of Mexican independence from Spain.  

Cinco de Mayo has been referenced and featured in entertainment media,

and has become an increasingly global celebration of

Mexican culture, cuisine, and heritage.

Looking up shit on Wikipedia is like

Drinking From The Toilet

Why do I hate Wikipedia?

They said I vandalized their website

when I changed their wrong definition of

AR to Armalite Rifle

and explained why it's called that.

They banned me

LOL

F T N

Fuck Them Nazis