Representative:  Sorry. 
Your password has expired. 
You must register a new one.



You: Why? 
Has someone discovered
my password and
hacked into my
computer or my records?



Representative:  No. 
Your password has expired. 
You must choose a new one.



You:  Can I use my old one and just
re-register it?



R: No. 
You must get a new one.



Y:  I don't want a new one.
 I have enough trouble remembering
my old one!



R:  Sorry. 
You must get a new one.



Y:  OK.  "roses"



R:  Sorry,
you must use more letters.



Y:  OK.  "pretty roses"



R:  No good. 
You must use at least one number.



Y:  OK.  "1 pretty rose"



R:  Sorry. 
You cannot have any spaces.



Y:  OK.  "1prettyrose"



R:  Sorry. 
Your password must be longer.



Y:  OK. 
1fuckingprettyrose"



R:  Sorry. 
You must use at least one capital letter


Y:  OK.
 "1Fuckingprettyrose"



R:  Sorry. 
Your password must contain at least one special character.



Y:  OK.
 "1#@Fuckingprettyrose"



R:  Sorry. 
Your password must be longer than that.



Y:  OK. 
"1#@Fuckingprettyrosethatis
shovedupyourassifyou
don'tgiveme
accessrightnow"



R:  Sorry. 
That password is already taken. 
You must choose a new password.