A Koala is sitting up a gum tree ... 
smoking a joint
When a little lizard walks past,
looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! 
What are you doing?"




The Koala says:



"Smoking a joint,
come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and
sits next to the Koala
and they have a few joints. 
After a while the little lizard says
his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river. 
But the little lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and
swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side,
then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting
smoking a joint with the Koala in the tree,
got too stoned
and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out
and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the Koala is sitting
finishing a joint,
and he looks up and says
"Hey you!"



So the Koala
looks down at him and says:



"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ....
how much water did you drink?!!"

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