Did You Hear About The Latest Obama Scandal?

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Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: "You mean the 'green energy' joke?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the National Labor Relations Board mess?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean SEAL Team VI Extortion 17?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: “The State Dept.  lying about Benghazi?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: "You mean massive voter fraud totalling over 135 cases?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in the U.S.?

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: "IRS lied about targeting conservatives?

Bob: "No, the othe one."

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”

Bob: “No, the other one”

Jim: "The birth certificate he used to prove he is a U.S. citizen is a forgery?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: “The State Department interfering with an IG investigation on departments 
sexual misconduct?”


Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “HHS employees  being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper & Holder all lying to Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: "Current administration violating the whistleblower act of 1989 by going
after Edward Snowden for exposing treasonous spy activities?"


Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Administration using secret email accounts to conduct illegal activities?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Hillary Clintons state department covering up pedophilia activities?"

Bob: "No, the other one..."

Jim: "IRS laundering STOLEN veterans disability checks?"

Bob: "No, the other one..."

Jim: "The IRS training with AK-47's to make audits easier?"

Bob: "No, the other one......."

Jim: "Obama administration blackmailed Roberts to vote for Obamacare?"

Bob: "No, the other one..."

Jim: "The Texas chief judge says the FBI aiding the Muslim Brotherhood?

Bob: "No, the other one..."

Jim: “I give up!  … Oh wait, I think I got it!  You mean them millions of low-informed, un educated, illiterate voters stuck us with the most corrupt administration in American history?”

Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”



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